disengage the external inertial dampener

Rose, 20, Michigan //Science, Avengers, Attack on Titan, Star Trek &Star Wars, kittens, hella robots, music, hockey, food.



jellyfishtimes:

Crystal Wasteland // more art here // free international shipping on prints & more!
hydrogirl:

Not enough Guy Man in my blog, so I made this dumb gif. 
(Transparent, if you want to use!) (/ω\)

hydrogirl:

Not enough Guy Man in my blog, so I made this dumb gif. 

(Transparent, if you want to use!) (/ω\)

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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there are few things in life more gratifying than posting a hockey-related photo on Instagram and the first person to like it is your university’s goalie 


I’ll stop taking selfies with this hat when I stop being enamored with it. Today is not that day.

I’ll stop taking selfies with this hat when I stop being enamored with it. Today is not that day.

nobodyontheice:

sidcrosbys:

wow it’s so cool that milan lucic has his own emoji

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I’m on mobile but I’m assuming it’s the piece of shit emoji

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(Source: themaddestdog, via piglii)